You are going to look stunning in that pair of yellow trousers this summer.
Just think of yourself, sipping pimms with cranberry on the Algarve coast blithely watching the boats drift offshore in the light southern portuguese evening breezes. The redenning sun, the end of a delightful wonder day, gently sets itself to rest. The reflection of the delicate light from your long legs flits across the darkening grass. A miniature flashpoint for all those around you to admire you once again before the evening entertainment begins. Have another sip!
Holiday time is rapidly approaching and you'll need to buy your yellow trousers soon. It's not like everyone will be wearing them - just the brave and beautiful few.
They come in different sizes and for different purposes
Yellow fashion trousers are made of jean material or of fashionable plastic. It depends on your vocation - as no lady fishmonger I know would wear the jean-material version.
Waist sizes vary from size 8 all the way up to size 14. Leg lengths vary and the exact shade of yellow is up for choice and dependent on availability.
Buy your High Visibility Trousers to let you be seen at night. They're waterproof too so you can show off your fashion whilst fishing or wading the ditches. Motorway workmen - you can buy some too.
Cyclists should always wear bright yellow clothing - the light reflection reduces your chance of an accident. These are waterproof too so perfect for the job.
So it's nearly summer season and you'd better buy now!